nitrostreak:

stability:

I wish i would’ve thought of this when I was in school

That’s the most Chaotic Neutral Parent thing I’ve ever heard

bacongreaselipgloss:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

short girls seeing the “if you want jeans with pockets, just shop in the men’s department!” post

me w/ my new mens pants

boykisser-extraordinaire:

vontacompton:

tilthat:

TIL that rats in New York City carry numerous diseases, in a sample of 133 rats, scientists discovered 18 different viruses known to infect humans. In fact, scientists even discovered some viruses that were previously unknown to have existed.

via reddit.com

Just wait till they test the New Yorkers

The new yorkers are infecting the rats

hungwy:

dont give me any queso with cheese and some scoops! chips ill go hog fucking wild. you will see something inhuman, possibly feral

rednines:

Me online

blackmodel:

generaladmissions:

she doesn’t have the range

mood

mixedican:

soupquinze:

mixedican:

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B

b

hhngh… .. .. .…. … . ..

j

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

teathattast:

boilingpond:

caucasianscriptures:

Poor taste

facelesskinkyblackguyblog:

yhtvmit:

southernteddybear:

complexcommodity:

He was so smooth with it vs the chaos that surrounded him😂

🤣🤣🤣

Lmao on god with that caption I was expecting to see the stage just falling apart and shit burning down but the actual thing was so much better

How NONE of them whites on beat tho?

morbidlyqueerious:

pangur-and-grim:

had to explain to new housemate that:

1. Banana Jim lives on the microwave
2. microwave vibrations cause BJ to rotate
3. if BJ is allowed to fully face the wall, this household will become Irrevocably Cursed
   

containment procedures